February 2012
cashcrab:
olivicat:
cashcrab:
G.E.D. stands for Get ‘Er Done. When someone says they got their GED, that’s a secret code that means “I just got accepted into the Larry The Cable Guy fandom”.
actually it means I got my General Equivalency Degree but okay I guess if you want to assume because someone doesn’t follow the common path of completing their education they’re automatically a redneck...
Was I the only one that got Michelle Branch and Vanessa Carlton mixed up back in the day?
There’s always titties on my dash when my dad enters the fucking room.
God bless him for looking away and pretending he doesn’t notice, though.
*embarrasses self via ask message.*
blacktimtebow:
why is it so hard to find a girl who can suck dick like a gay man
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Billy Crystal getting a lot of polite laughs.
textposter:
And the Oscar goes to… wow! This isn’t even a movie! Congratulations to LMFAO.
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marco-yolo replied to your post: They just showed Cameron Diaz and I recoiled in my…
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Black guys and black girls proclaim their love for white girls/ white guys all the time.
But as soon as a white person does the reverse they get vilified.
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hohocoog replied to your post: I’m only watching the Oscars because I’m fucking…
nba all star game
I’m not all that into basketball.
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brrrwave:
Working in a video rental store and when someone asks “are you gonna watch the oscars” you go “hahaha no”
I thought redbox and on demand killed video rental stores. What do video store rental employees do anymore besides sit and chill?
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thinkthomas replied to your post: I sent this hot girl at my school four different…
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Watchbabybhang:
im having a lot of fun
I sent this hot girl at my school four different friend requests on myspace back in the day.
“Maybe, she didn’t get the last one.”
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I used to be real thirsty on myspace back when I had it. A lot of girls removed me from their friend list due to my thirsty comments.
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Gonna start doing a Cam’ron spin every time I enter a room.
I like when blogs actually have a personality to...
wakaflockabodypillow:
Especially when you can tell one logical post to the next and see where this person was going with their thoughts. The pictures that they blog and songs they post build an identity with the actual users.
Not to say that there isn’t something about the content only blogs out there, but if what you do is simply content blog random things that you like all day long, then...
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I feel some weird since of accomplishment when I see a hot white girl with a black guy.
“That’s why I hate niggas I should be a fuckin’ Nazi.”
– An actual Young Jeezy line.
“I shit on niggas. Even when I’m constapated, I still shit on niggas.”
– An actual Young Jeezy line.
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theoreticaltheoretical replied to your post: theoreticaltheoretical replied to your post:…
autotune amazing grace (lil wayne laugh)
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theoreticaltheoretical replied to your post: theoreticaltheoretical replied to your photo: Lil…
i always wondered as to whatever happened with that it was so hyped up and then it just died
Divine intervention.
Tay Zonday turns 30 this year.
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theoreticaltheoretical replied to your photo: Lil Wayne and T-Pain almost released an album…
t wayne
Never forget.
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